To Moon...

Manmohan Singh to George Bush: "We are sending Indians to the moon next year."

Bush: "Wow! How many?"

Manmohan Singh: 100! 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians and if possible 1 astronaut...


(Contributed by Vinaya Vashisht, Janakpuri, New Delhi)