It is for my wife!

Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'One Punjab Mail please.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket. 'One Punjab Mail please.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'One Punjab female please!' 'What do you mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh. [Contributed by Ashok Sharma, Sahibabad, Ghaziabad, UP, India]