Hum Tum

[Contributed by Yogesh Maheshwari, Sector-18, Gurgaon, Haryana-122015 (India)]

Hum Tum

[Contributed by Yogesh Maheshwari, Sector-18, Gurgaon, Haryana-122015 (India)]

Hum Tum

[Contributed by Yogesh Maheshwari, Sector-18, Gurgaon, Haryana-122015 (India)]

Hum Tum

[Contributed by Yogesh Maheshwari, Sector-18, Gurgaon, Haryana-122015 (India)]

Hum Tum

[Contributed by Yogesh Maheshwari, Sector-18, Gurgaon, Haryana-122015 (India)]

Hum Tum

[Contributed by Yogesh Maheshwari, Sector-18, Gurgaon, Haryana-122015 (India)]

Hum Tum

[Contributed by Yogesh Maheshwari, Sector-18, Gurgaon, Haryana-122015 (India)]

Hum Tum

[Contributed by Yogesh Maheshwari, Sector-18, Gurgaon, Haryana-122015 (India)]

Hum Tum

[Contributed by Yogesh Maheshwari, Sector-18, Gurgaon, Haryana-122015 (India)]

Hum Tum

[Contributed by Yogesh Maheshwari, Sector-18, Gurgaon, Haryana-122015 (India)]

Hum Tum

[Contributed by Yogesh Maheshwari, Sector-18, Gurgaon, Haryana-122015 (India)]

It is for my wife!

Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'One Punjab Mail please.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket. 'One Punjab Mail please.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'One Punjab female please!' 'What do you mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh. [Contributed by Ashok Sharma, Sahibabad, Ghaziabad, UP, India]

All of me!

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course! [Contributed by Ashok Sharma, Sahibabad, Ghaziabad, UP, India]

****!

Sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the queue said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****).

First sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong. Its 1258."