Imagination...

Interviewer: Just imagine you are at 3rd floor and it caught fire then how will you escape?

Santa: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!

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Wash Basin

Santa went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, manager asked what was he doing.

Santa pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

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I'll Drive...

When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.

Santa shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I'll drive...

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Experiment on Cockroach...

Santa was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and spoke “Walk. Walk. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and spoke again the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walked.

Suddenly Santa said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's 4 legs, it becomes deaf...

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Gandhi Jayanthi

Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.

So Santa writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

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Small Babies...

One tourist from USA asked to Santa, "Any great man born in this village?

Santa: No Sir, only small babies!

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Foreigner

After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"

Wife: "No! Why?"

Santa: "In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?"

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Postbox

Manager asked to Santa at an interview, “Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"

Santa replied: POSTBOX

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'Beautiful Red Underwear'

Teacher to Santa: Write your best friend's name in English.

Santa: 'Beautiful Red Underwear'

Teacher: What?

Santa: His name is Sundar Lal Sheddy

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Birth Date

Interviewer: What is your birth date?

Santa: 13th October;

Interviewer: Which year?

Santa: Oye Bewkoof!... Every Year…

Contributed by Jayshree Lodha (jayshree.lodha@mediabharti.com)