Jersey...

Santa Singh: That cow has a lovely color,
Farmer: Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa Singh: Oh, I thought it was its skin...!!!

Contributed by Afsar Ahmed (afsar.ahmed@mediabharti.com)

Ladies First...

Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"...
Student: "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field..."
Teacher: How???
Student: Sir, Ladies first...

Contributed by Afsar Ahmed (afsar.ahmed@mediabharti.com)