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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Another-man Superman

One Indian passenger named Anantharaman Subbaraman arrived at Jeddah airport. He ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name.

Finally, he got fed up and went to them to ask why they haven't called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for the last hour and a half...and were wondering why he hadn't responded!

The reason was made clear when the immigration officer pronounced his name as 'Another-man Superman'.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Corporate Boat Race!

An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit river. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they were as ready as they could be.

The Japanese team won by a mile.

Afterwards, the American team became discouraged by the loss and their morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found. A Continuous Measurable Improvement Team of "Executives" was set up to investigate the problem and to recommend appropriate corrective action.

Their conclusion: The problem was that the Japanese team had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, whereas the American team had 1 person rowing and 8 people steering. The American Corporate Steering Committee immediately hired a consulting firm to do a study on the management structure.

After some time and billions of dollars, the consulting firm concluded that "too many people were steering and not enough rowing." To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the management structure was changed to "4 Steering Managers, 3 Area Steering Managers and 1 Staff Steering Manager" and a new performance system for the person rowing the boat to give more incentive to work harder and become a six sigma performer. "We must give him empowerment and enrichment." That ought to do it.

The next year the Japanese team won by two miles.

The American Corporation laid off the rower for poor performance, sold all of the paddles, cancelled all capital investments for new equipment, halted development of a new canoe, awarded high performance awards to the consulting firm and distributed the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.

(Contributed by Ashutosh Sharma)

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Business!

Jack, a smart businessman, talking with his son.

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next day, Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Jack: "But this young man is a Vice-President of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a Vice-President."

President: "But I already have more Vice- Presidents than I need!"

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!!