MBA Test...

One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for next day. On the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. Then Dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days. They said they will be ready by that time.

On the 3rd day they appeared before Dean. Dean said that this was a special condition test. All 4 were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all 4 were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.

Question paper was as follows...........


Q. 1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME -----(2 MARKS)
Q. 2. WHICH TYRE BURST -------( 98 MARKS )

Idiot!

A man joined big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, 'Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!'

Voice from other side responded, 'You fool! you've dialed wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?' 'No!' trainee replied. 'It's the company's Managing Director, you idiot!'

Trainee shouted back, 'And do you know who you are talking to, you IDIOT?' 'No!' replied MD with surprise. 'Thank God!' replied trainee and put down the phone ....