To play safe...

A Madrasi went to a sardarji's village in Punjab and asked to his host, "what do you do to prevent infection from drinking water? Sardarji replied, "first we boil it."

"That's very good", said mardrasi guest. "Then we filter it".

"Wonderful!, exclaimed madrasi. "And to play safe, we drink only beer", said the beaming sardarji.

Indian Cricket Team kidnapped!

A man is caught in traffic jam, when suddenly someone taps on the window of his car. He lowers the window and asked what he wants. The man says, "Indian Cricket Team is kidnapped and the ransom is 50 million dollars. If ransom is not paid, the kidnappers have threatened to douse the team with petrol and set them on fire. We are taking up a collection, do you wish to contribute?" The man in car asks, "On an average what are people donating?" The other man replies, "About 5 to 10 litres....!!

Another pair just like it!

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! 
Pappu: Yes it's really strange! I've got another pair just like that at my home.

Teacher!

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pappu: A teacher!

Coincidence!

Teacher: Can anybody give an example of 'COINCIDENCE'?
Pappu: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time and same year.

9th Letter of Alphabet!

Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with "I"!
Pappu: I is......
Teacher: No, Pappu! Always say, "I am."
Pappu: All right...! "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Pappu discovered America

Teacher: Pappu, go to the map and find North America!
Pappu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct! Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Pappu!

H2O!

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Pappu: HIJKLMNO!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Pappu: Yesterday you said it's H to O!